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mituna-captorspazzism:

shubbabang:

What if Karkat wasn’t grumpy.

What if he was actually freakishly happy and positive.

Like.

Psychotically happy.

ARE YOU HIGH ON CRACK

h3y-m00n:

breffski:

enelec:

kristakeehus:

I Write Coupons Not Tragedies

I Constantly Thank God For Wal-Mart

Build Target, Then We’ll Shop

The Walgreens Gentleman

The Ballad of Shop Rite

Buying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

Do You Know What I’m Buying?

Ded

OH WELL IMAGINE

AS I’M PACING THE ISLES IN MY LOCAL WALLMART

AND I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR

OH I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS

“CLEAN UP ON ISLE THIRTEEN”

SAYS THE GUY ON THE INTERCOM

YES BUT WHAT A SHAME

WHAT A SHAME THE JANITOR IS TOO POOR

I SHINE IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

MOPPING THE GODDAMN FLOOR

NOOO

i am 500% done

this is why i love you guys

meulinrogue:

ikimaru:

the comments on this petition tho

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying

amethystamore:

luciferkindle:

aishaneko:

lightmnrk:

ozolopolis:

tachimuthighs:

gagazets:

harezora:

isleptpassnoon:

droiite:

oriyashiro:

hukuwa:

togainunochi:

felixfirecrotchwalken:

pepsifree:

glowing cosmic capsule

volcanic syrup bell

beauty crystal catapult lmfao

miracle teardrop drash

kawaii angel cheesecake

miracle medicine explosion

Rolling Soul Bouquet

Twinkling Thunder Ray

heavenly crystal laser. sounds legit.

Healing Snow Chain

o///7///o

Kawaii Crystal Encore

Shining Love Blast

this could be a thing

FANTASTIC MUSHROOM TORNADO

Beautiful Vitamin Passion

SHININGGGGGGGGG

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEE

BLAST!

(I said it like Sailor Moon would »;;;;; )

TWINKLING SPIRIT SHOTGUN

Crap how is that even a thing 0-0

dumbpointyanimeshades:

I think tumblr should buy a country so all of us can relocate there permanently. It’ll have nation-wide free wireless internet. We can live in houses according to blog categories/fandoms and we’ll stalk the good looking people on tumblr from an awkward distance. The only foods on our diet will be pizza and nutella. And we’ll all have a gazillion cats who dance. Of course, a HP Marathon once a week with the regular Misfits and Spongebob. Unicorns will be our chosen form of transportation. At tumblrland, we’ll embrace each others’ awkwardness and best of all, our humors will finally be properly appreciated. And we’ll all be forever alone, together.

r-u-n-awaywithme:

preetylittlebitch:

along with Michael Jackson themed parties

beauty.

ameliated:

cristinakalpa:

the-tabularium:

yoga-body:

lava-mermaids:

riniisthepraefectuscastrorum:

FUCKING
THIS

Oh my heck, YES.

Oh god…

^THAT.

Wow, yeah.

I’ve reblogged this before. Reblogging it again because it’s still fucking true.

YISS. OH MY GOD.

So tired of people treating my mental issues like I’m insane or summink.

Crying again…

chroniczipsandbongrips:

my views on sexuality:
if you’re straight, that’s cool.
if you’re gay, that’s cool.
if you’re bisexual, that’s cool
if you’re asexual, that’s cool.
if you’re pan-sexual, that’s cool
if you judge someone based on their sexuality- you’re piece of shit.

Let me tell you something. . .: Get Tumblr to Terminate Westboro Baptist Church account »

letspretendiloveyou:

Westboro Baptist Church recently opened an account on Tumblr. They only have one post and it is an anti-gay post. This is a blog and you should be allowed to say what you want, but Westboro shouldn’t be allowed to post things on Tumblr and here are some reasons why. This group of people belittle…

Guys, reading about the horrible people who do this really just make me cry…you have no idea… How can they do that to people? No haters on Tumblr :(

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

tumblrbot

My laptop >_>