What if Karkat wasn’t grumpy.
What if he was actually freakishly happy and positive.
ARE YOU HIGH ON CRACK
I Write Coupons Not Tragedies
I Constantly Thank God For Wal-Mart
Build Target, Then We’ll Shop
The Walgreens Gentleman
The Ballad of Shop Rite
Buying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
Do You Know What I’m Buying?
OH WELL IMAGINE
AS I’M PACING THE ISLES IN MY LOCAL WALLMART
AND I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR
OH I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS
“CLEAN UP ON ISLE THIRTEEN”
SAYS THE GUY ON THE INTERCOM
YES BUT WHAT A SHAME
WHAT A SHAME THE JANITOR IS TOO POOR
I SHINE IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
MOPPING THE GODDAMN FLOOR
i am 500% done
this is why i love you guys
glowing cosmic capsule
volcanic syrup bell
beauty crystal catapult lmfao
miracle teardrop drash
kawaii angel cheesecake
miracle medicine explosion
Rolling Soul Bouquet
Twinkling Thunder Ray
heavenly crystal laser. sounds legit.
Healing Snow Chain
Kawaii Crystal Encore
Shining Love Blast
this could be a thing
FANTASTIC MUSHROOM TORNADO
Beautiful Vitamin Passion
(I said it like Sailor Moon would »;;;;; )
TWINKLING SPIRIT SHOTGUN
Crap how is that even a thing 0-0
Oh my heck, YES.
I’ve reblogged this before. Reblogging it again because it’s still fucking true.
YISS. OH MY GOD.
So tired of people treating my mental issues like I’m insane or summink.
my views on sexuality:
if you’re straight, that’s cool.
if you’re gay, that’s cool.
if you’re bisexual, that’s cool
if you’re asexual, that’s cool.
if you’re pan-sexual, that’s cool
if you judge someone based on their sexuality- you’re piece of shit.
Westboro Baptist Church recently opened an account on Tumblr. They only have one post and it is an anti-gay post. This is a blog and you should be allowed to say what you want, but Westboro shouldn’t be allowed to post things on Tumblr and here are some reasons why. This group of people belittle…
Guys, reading about the horrible people who do this really just make me cry…you have no idea… How can they do that to people? No haters on Tumblr :(
My laptop >_>